1 00:00:10,202 --> 00:00:12,302 Hello. Editorial staff of Gawker. 2 00:00:12,312 --> 00:00:14,607 I don't think I could have start my sex blog, 3 00:00:14,617 --> 00:00:16,617 if I hadn't worked at Gawker. 4 00:00:17,289 --> 00:00:19,689 It's one of the most popular blogs popular in the country, 5 00:00:19,941 --> 00:00:22,452 and although my name don't be famous, 6 00:00:22,462 --> 00:00:24,462 I have a few admirers online. 7 00:00:24,928 --> 00:00:27,748 And as part of my work is to find gossip about people, 8 00:00:28,139 --> 00:00:29,655 I have trouble writing, 9 00:00:29,665 --> 00:00:31,791 now that I have my own secrets to hide. 10 00:00:33,262 --> 00:00:35,765 When you surf all day on the internet, for work, 11 00:00:35,775 --> 00:00:37,694 it's very easy to get distracted. 12 00:00:38,464 --> 00:00:40,576 Do you have any idea how much 13 00:00:40,586 --> 00:00:43,486 there are straight people in New York in looking for sex with gays? 14 00:00:43,899 --> 00:00:46,502 How can you be straight if you are looking for tails? 15 00:00:47,284 --> 00:00:50,017 Yet it is not difficult to imagine a straight man 16 00:00:50,027 --> 00:00:52,599 enjoying a blowjob, long time in time. 17 00:00:52,609 --> 00:00:55,426 Especially in a city full of well dressed guys 18 00:00:55,436 --> 00:00:56,939 muscular, tanned, 19 00:00:56,949 --> 00:00:58,499 and open-minded. 20 00:00:58,683 --> 00:01:01,900 Hunting Season - Season 01 Episode 02 21 00:01:07,622 --> 00:01:08,802 Are you busy? 22 00:01:08,812 --> 00:01:10,156 I am all yours. 23 00:01:12,428 --> 00:01:13,484 Dude... 24 00:01:13,845 --> 00:01:16,689 Karen drives me crazy. 25 00:01:17,503 --> 00:01:19,236 - Where are you now? - Sex. 26 00:01:19,246 --> 00:01:20,404 In public. 27 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:22,210 Are you hanging out in Central Park? 28 00:01:22,632 --> 00:01:24,091 No, that's what people like you do. 29 00:01:24,101 --> 00:01:26,210 What do you mean by “people like you”? 30 00:01:26,220 --> 00:01:28,120 No, she wanted me the finger 31 00:01:28,406 --> 00:01:30,660 in the middle of the restaurant "Cozy Soup 'n' Burger." 32 00:01:30,983 --> 00:01:33,313 - And you dipped the biscuit? - No, not that. 33 00:01:33,323 --> 00:01:35,573 But if you go to Starbucks, at the beginning of the 23rd 34 00:01:35,583 --> 00:01:39,040 you have an 85% chance of finding my swimmers on the wall. 35 00:01:39,050 --> 00:01:40,630 Damn, you fuck like a gay! 36 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:42,866 If I was gay, I would still be near my lubricant. 37 00:01:42,876 --> 00:01:44,821 Well, it varies from person to person. 38 00:01:44,831 --> 00:01:45,851 And you ? 39 00:01:45,861 --> 00:01:48,011 You had a few games of legs in the air recently? 40 00:01:48,021 --> 00:01:49,501 Unfortunately no. 41 00:01:49,511 --> 00:01:50,893 Does it exist 42 00:01:51,047 --> 00:01:52,860 “sex parties” for straight people? 43 00:01:52,870 --> 00:01:54,562 - Are there any? - No, there is 44 00:01:54,572 --> 00:01:57,219 parties for swingers or fetishists, 45 00:01:57,480 --> 00:01:59,952 I just want a room full of girls ready for action. 46 00:01:59,962 --> 00:02:01,921 - A kind of harem? - Yes. 47 00:02:02,132 --> 00:02:04,561 Shit...I forgot to speak of what brought me here. 48 00:02:04,571 --> 00:02:07,033 You have to find a scoop, because your numbers are down. 49 00:02:07,043 --> 00:02:08,423 Really ? Shit. 50 00:02:08,433 --> 00:02:11,455 Take something out of your hat. Friendly advice. 51 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:12,598 THANKS. 52 00:02:12,608 --> 00:02:14,640 - It was a slow week. - Eh. 53 00:02:14,650 --> 00:02:16,193 I know you will get through this. 54 00:02:16,203 --> 00:02:17,211 See you later. 55 00:02:25,929 --> 00:02:27,308 Oh, pity! 56 00:02:27,318 --> 00:02:28,754 That will never happen. 57 00:02:28,764 --> 00:02:31,239 He comes here every day to talk about sex. 58 00:02:31,249 --> 00:02:32,846 Did you read the article in the Times? 59 00:02:32,856 --> 00:02:35,811 Men's sexuality is more freed than ever. 60 00:02:35,821 --> 00:02:38,445 It's easier to go out to have sex. 61 00:02:38,455 --> 00:02:41,185 And guys want pussy at will, for what purpose? 62 00:02:41,195 --> 00:02:43,569 Girls don't understand concept of a quick hit at noon. 63 00:02:43,579 --> 00:02:45,843 And he also wants to hear all the time stuff about my sex life. 64 00:02:45,853 --> 00:02:47,220 Straight people like competition. 65 00:02:47,230 --> 00:02:49,630 - I think they need us. - You're crazy. 66 00:02:49,640 --> 00:02:51,511 Every time he enters in my office, 67 00:02:51,521 --> 00:02:53,572 he says something sexual, like 68 00:02:53,582 --> 00:02:54,669 “pound”. 69 00:02:54,679 --> 00:02:55,986 With his fist? 70 00:02:55,996 --> 00:02:58,272 As if he wanted to tell me “Pound my ass.” 71 00:02:58,282 --> 00:03:00,252 You are a real gay cliché! 72 00:03:00,262 --> 00:03:03,162 - You would be too if you saw that. - Yeah, okay. 73 00:03:03,342 --> 00:03:05,292 Do you remember this Carter whose Did I talk to you? 74 00:03:05,302 --> 00:03:07,685 The one with the birthmark Dolly Parton shape? 75 00:03:07,695 --> 00:03:09,695 No, the one with the big balls. 76 00:03:10,305 --> 00:03:13,572 - Yes, so what? - We did it twice 77 00:03:13,582 --> 00:03:15,578 but he never wrote to me. Every time I see him 78 00:03:15,588 --> 00:03:18,791 he's super funny, and sweet, so I invited him for dinner 79 00:03:18,801 --> 00:03:21,177 - You? - Yes, I know, and he said yes. 80 00:03:21,187 --> 00:03:23,977 - And ? - It was Tuesday, and he didn't call me back. 81 00:03:23,987 --> 00:03:25,526 So, what do I do now? 82 00:03:25,536 --> 00:03:27,791 I call him again, or I just send a message? 83 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:29,083 Shit! 84 00:03:29,093 --> 00:03:30,449 He just connected. 85 00:03:30,459 --> 00:03:31,828 Should I write to him? 86 00:03:32,249 --> 00:03:34,311 I'm so bad at this game! 87 00:03:34,321 --> 00:03:35,621 Connect me. 88 00:03:38,272 --> 00:03:39,601 Ah, he's cute! 89 00:03:39,793 --> 00:03:40,824 Yeah. 90 00:03:42,799 --> 00:03:44,476 - Holy shit! - What ? 91 00:03:45,066 --> 00:03:46,879 Did you see the photo of the guy with him on the yacht? 92 00:03:46,889 --> 00:03:48,556 Yes, so what? 93 00:03:48,730 --> 00:03:50,954 He's on a yacht with Larry Hadler! 94 00:03:51,271 --> 00:03:53,345 - The millionaire? - The inaccessible 95 00:03:53,355 --> 00:03:54,905 media billionaire. 96 00:03:55,909 --> 00:03:57,797 The photo is from last week. 97 00:03:57,807 --> 00:03:59,747 And you have a crush on her new “Toy Boy”. 98 00:03:59,757 --> 00:04:01,447 And how can I compete with that? 99 00:04:01,457 --> 00:04:03,186 - Shit ! - Why should you? 100 00:04:03,196 --> 00:04:05,849 He only likes guys old and ugly? 101 00:04:05,859 --> 00:04:08,721 - That's why he likes me. - Nick, stop! Forget it. 102 00:04:08,731 --> 00:04:10,582 Very good, it's done. It's over. 103 00:04:10,592 --> 00:04:12,302 - Forget. -Nick. 104 00:04:12,950 --> 00:04:14,050 I have to go. 105 00:04:18,976 --> 00:04:21,455 I felt bad doing that to Nick. 106 00:04:21,465 --> 00:04:22,488 But... 107 00:04:22,498 --> 00:04:24,048 I needed a scoop. 108 00:04:24,233 --> 00:04:25,968 And that's exactly the kind of story 109 00:04:25,978 --> 00:04:27,678 which I needed for my job. 110 00:04:28,325 --> 00:04:29,745 An obscene gossip. 111 00:04:41,375 --> 00:04:43,765 Damn, Alex, this is fantastic! 112 00:04:46,170 --> 00:04:47,720 You were good. 113 00:04:51,699 --> 00:04:53,664 Man, it's huge! 114 00:04:54,641 --> 00:04:56,439 - THANKS. - Everyone is crazy about this! 115 00:04:56,449 --> 00:04:59,745 It made a huge boom in space of 15 minutes. Fantastic. 116 00:04:59,755 --> 00:05:01,587 THANKS ! 117 00:05:02,229 --> 00:05:04,548 Do you want to go have a drink more late to celebrate? 118 00:05:04,558 --> 00:05:07,708 I can't. I'm still eating with Karen tonight. 119 00:05:09,248 --> 00:05:10,456 Another time? 120 00:05:10,466 --> 00:05:11,882 - Of course. - Alright. 121 00:05:11,892 --> 00:05:12,908 See you later. 122 00:05:16,835 --> 00:05:19,315 - Hello ? - What's your problem? 123 00:05:19,463 --> 00:05:22,382 How could you use this photo of Carter? 124 00:05:22,392 --> 00:05:24,589 - I thought you would like it. - Why would I like it? 125 00:05:24,599 --> 00:05:29,010 You published the photo of the one I love by presenting him to the world as a prostitute. 126 00:05:29,151 --> 00:05:30,513 You definitely ruined my chances! 127 00:05:30,523 --> 00:05:32,119 I don't think I did that! 128 00:05:32,129 --> 00:05:34,526 And then you're still interested by this loser? 129 00:05:34,536 --> 00:05:36,093 Hell no! Shit ! 130 00:05:36,103 --> 00:05:38,218 Alex... you really don't have any scruple! 131 00:05:38,228 --> 00:05:39,755 Aren't you ashamed of what you write? 132 00:05:39,765 --> 00:05:41,304 You know what's ruthless? 133 00:05:41,314 --> 00:05:43,141 Say yes to a date and crash someone to go 134 00:05:43,151 --> 00:05:44,861 at a party on a yacht. 135 00:05:44,871 --> 00:05:47,475 - I had your back. - You wanted a scoop. 136 00:05:47,818 --> 00:05:49,597 I'll call Carter and apologize. 137 00:05:49,607 --> 00:05:52,655 You don't need to be with anyone who is looking for a relationship with a married man! 138 00:05:52,665 --> 00:05:55,152 It's you who says that, while you explain to me how to stitch 139 00:05:55,162 --> 00:05:56,645 a guy to his girlfriend. 140 00:05:56,655 --> 00:05:57,984 There is a difference between 141 00:05:57,994 --> 00:06:00,143 a straight guy who likes a blowjob from time to time 142 00:06:00,153 --> 00:06:03,220 and a billionaire who invites guys on vacation. 143 00:06:03,230 --> 00:06:04,518 I don't see the difference. 144 00:06:04,528 --> 00:06:06,878 They are both fucking liars. 145 00:06:07,594 --> 00:06:08,930 Maybe Nick was right. 146 00:06:08,940 --> 00:06:11,049 I was confused 147 00:06:11,059 --> 00:06:12,873 and I needed to get out of the office 148 00:06:12,883 --> 00:06:15,391 and disconnect myself from my online fantasies. 149 00:06:18,197 --> 00:06:19,366 Hello? 150 00:06:20,605 --> 00:06:21,659 Alex? 151 00:06:21,787 --> 00:06:22,802 Yes? 152 00:06:22,812 --> 00:06:24,118 It's Lenny. 153 00:06:26,613 --> 00:06:29,382 - Hello, Lenny. - I thought I'd leave you a message. 154 00:06:29,392 --> 00:06:31,442 Were you hoping you wouldn't have to talk to me? 155 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:32,804 No, just that 156 00:06:32,814 --> 00:06:34,378 I've had a busy week 157 00:06:34,388 --> 00:06:36,600 and that this is the only moment that I had time to call you. 158 00:06:36,610 --> 00:06:38,232 And I thought that a guy like you 159 00:06:38,242 --> 00:06:40,324 would have come out on a day like this. 160 00:06:40,334 --> 00:06:42,234 Well, it's pretty early 161 00:06:42,705 --> 00:06:44,905 but I'm glad you called. 162 00:06:45,602 --> 00:06:48,052 You would have time this week 163 00:06:48,242 --> 00:06:50,169 to have dinner with me? 164 00:06:50,901 --> 00:06:53,098 Yes, I think it should be able to do it. 165 00:06:54,157 --> 00:06:56,007 It's a date then. 166 00:07:16,639 --> 00:07:18,739 Even if it's just a fantasy 167 00:07:18,951 --> 00:07:20,551 a hot guy 168 00:07:20,561 --> 00:07:22,561 is just beautiful to look at. 169 00:07:24,725 --> 00:07:27,375 And if he spends a lot of time at the gym 170 00:07:28,862 --> 00:07:30,462 I like it too. 171 00:07:34,555 --> 00:07:37,605 Most guys don't notice not even other men. 172 00:07:37,979 --> 00:07:38,981 So good 173 00:07:38,991 --> 00:07:41,409 that we can enjoy it as much as we want. 174 00:07:41,986 --> 00:07:43,849 And they don't even notice. 175 00:07:44,073 --> 00:07:45,153 But, 176 00:07:45,163 --> 00:07:47,213 when they realize that we are gay, 177 00:07:47,926 --> 00:07:49,917 when we know they understood 178 00:07:49,927 --> 00:07:51,683 let’s look at them, 179 00:07:51,693 --> 00:07:53,326 they get really uncomfortable. 180 00:07:54,701 --> 00:07:56,251 And they kiss their girlfriend. 181 00:08:01,205 --> 00:08:04,155 Or we are entitled to something very different... 182 00:08:26,982 --> 00:08:27,997 And shit. 183 00:08:30,528 --> 00:08:32,365 - I have to do this very quickly. - Okay. 184 00:08:32,375 --> 00:08:33,907 No, I do it myself. 185 00:08:55,687 --> 00:08:56,727 Damn... 186 00:09:24,737 --> 00:09:27,387 Wait 5 minutes before going out, ok? 187 00:09:41,075 --> 00:09:42,775 Oh my god, seriously? 188 00:09:43,452 --> 00:09:44,634 Yeah, seriously. 189 00:09:44,644 --> 00:09:45,996 It's so hot. 190 00:09:46,006 --> 00:09:47,016 I'm jealous. 191 00:09:47,026 --> 00:09:48,901 You were not against my experiences with straight people? 192 00:09:48,911 --> 00:09:51,520 No, not against you, actually. 193 00:09:52,078 --> 00:09:54,082 And that's the biggest story hot that I heard. 194 00:09:54,092 --> 00:09:56,022 You should write about it. 195 00:09:56,032 --> 00:09:59,032 - Well, actually... - So, I called Carter... 196 00:09:59,482 --> 00:10:01,632 - Was he angry? - Yes. 197 00:10:01,813 --> 00:10:03,561 Don't write about it, please. 198 00:10:03,571 --> 00:10:04,717 No. 199 00:10:04,727 --> 00:10:06,887 He thought it was cool that I called him. 200 00:10:07,015 --> 00:10:09,495 He doesn't like to be judged by others because of his adventures. 201 00:10:09,505 --> 00:10:11,998 He had a fight with Larry on the yacht about it. 202 00:10:12,008 --> 00:10:13,167 Go ahead, Nick! 203 00:10:13,177 --> 00:10:15,863 - Did you talk for a long time? - He says I'm the first person 204 00:10:15,873 --> 00:10:17,912 honest and sincere that he met since he arrived in New York. 205 00:10:17,922 --> 00:10:19,731 And he wants us to eat together. For real... 206 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:24,169 I'm sorry. 207 00:10:24,753 --> 00:10:26,648 You know, I was selfish. 208 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:27,932 It's true. 209 00:10:27,942 --> 00:10:30,887 Ok, but in my defense, I don't think not that it's good for you. 210 00:10:30,897 --> 00:10:34,147 He's a really good guy, he's just hurts and feels insecure. 211 00:10:34,517 --> 00:10:36,517 And he's really well done. 212 00:10:36,961 --> 00:10:39,749 And how do you plan to thank me for convincing him to go out with you? 213 00:10:39,759 --> 00:10:41,271 Fuck you! 214 00:10:41,281 --> 00:10:43,252 I finally understood. 215 00:10:43,262 --> 00:10:44,694 Gay or straight, it doesn't matter, 216 00:10:44,704 --> 00:10:46,342 as long as we're sexy. 217 00:10:46,352 --> 00:10:48,786 And if we are, we can do what we want.